"internet relationships aren’t real" well neither is your hair color mom but you don’t see me talkin shit
(( caught red-and-blue handed ))
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
In this grave hour, fuck fuck fuck, perhaps the most fateful in our history, bugger shit shit.
December Challenge Day #9: Siblings- Well you see, I am an only child. Therefore, I have no siblings. But, My a junior year of high school, everyone in the cast of the musical made up this ridiculous family. In the Family I was Fabio and Courtney was my brother Melois. And that’s as close to have siblings as I’m going to get. #DecemberChallenge #Friends #GoodTimes #CastFamily #Razz (at Razzlicious)
can u guys just imagine sirius running around hogwarts yelling ‘parkour!!’ and jumping off of walls and hanging on chandeliers and crashing on top of a bunch of first years by accident